Ha!

Did you hear about my brothers failure! I knew that he would fail. He always fails. Anyway that is it.

Despaire....

Finally I have all the pieces to launch my missiles I put them all together and they are in my basement! All I have to do now is launch them but the cops got me and took them all away. This sucks hardcore! Anyway, that is all.

Idea!

Me and some family came up with an awesome idea. Only for girls though. There should be a skirt with a keyboard in it and sunglasses uplinked to the keyboard so you could see what you were typing! Pretty good huh?

Dangit!!

Ok I got all the supplies for my missiles, although I do not know how I am going to launch them. I have some bad news. I can't get my brother off my blog. Horrible right?? I cried myself to sleep last night. Maybe I should not have told you that.... Oh well you understand right? Back to the missiles. All I have to do now is find out how to make them. Oh, and they didn't have it on google. I cried about that too. Anyway I will get back to you on this plan. I had a good idea! I think that they should make wireless vacuums! What do you think?

What the??!!

How the heck did my brother get on this freakin' blog!!!!! I am so mad. Ok I am calming down now. Do you know how he got on? Of course not. Well I am sorry in advanced he is kind of a potty mouth. And also did he called me a dillweed? Typical. Well anyway don't believe anything he says. Meanwhile I am going put my "Ice Age" plan on hold and try to get this fool off of my blog.

Hello

Hi my name is Captain D and I am brothers with that dillweed Dr. D. I don't really know what I am doin here...

Missiles of Doom!

So I was re-thinking my whole missile plan and I realized it is not so good. So I have a new and improved plan! I am going to shoot multiple missiles into the atmosphere that will enlarge and strengthen the clouds. Therefore, the sun can not get through and the earth will plumit into a new ice-age!That is pretty good huh? Although I guess it would affect me too.... hmmm. I got it! I will set up my house with super heat and I will charge people to come in. Then I will be the richest man in the world!!!! Because Bill Gates's assests will be "frozen". Hahahaha! I made a funny. I guess that isn't technically ruling the world but it is pretty close. I guess. Also I don't know how to do it. I will look it up on google. Because google has everything right? I don't even know where I will get the supplies. I will have to get back to you on this whole plan.