Friday, April 16, 2010

Tortilla chips and cars.

I think they should make flying cars using the earths magnetic field. Also tortilla chips that never get soggy.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

I am done With my Plan!!!

I finished the creatures and launched them into space! The rocket will explode releasing the experiments all over the USA!! Hahahahaha! I will keep you posted. Does my cousin Dave have a blog now??!! Man, my family are such copycats....

Monday, April 12, 2010

I Am a Major Genius!

Today I had two amazing ideas. First, do you like frosted flakes? I love em' and I especially love the milk afterward. So my idea is that they should make syrup, like chocolate syrup, that you put in regular milk and it tastes like frosted flake milk! My second idea is about nerf guns. You know; those one that your kids always shoot you with? Well I think that they should make a gun that shoot like 8 of those foam darts at once! That sound awesome right? Anyway I have a new scheme to take over the USA! I know it used to be the world but I thought I would lower my expectations. Anyway since I have so much free time I thought that I should make a bunch of creatures! Like my own race of evil aliens that do different stuff. Then I am going to find out a way to put them in tiny pods about the size of a marble and they will be activated by light from a light bulb! After all that is done I am going to launch them into space in a big rocket and they will pop up certain places all over the USA. Anyway I got to get started on my scheme the creatures wont take long!

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Hi!

Hey I dont have any new plots or ideas I just wanted to keep up on my blog.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Ha!

Did you hear about my brothers failure! I knew that he would fail. He always fails. Anyway that is it.

Despaire....

Finally I have all the pieces to launch my missiles I put them all together and they are in my basement! All I have to do now is launch them but the cops got me and took them all away. This sucks hardcore! Anyway, that is all.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Idea!

Me and some family came up with an awesome idea. Only for girls though. There should be a skirt with a keyboard in it and sunglasses uplinked to the keyboard so you could see what you were typing! Pretty good huh?

Dangit!!

Ok I got all the supplies for my missiles, although I do not know how I am going to launch them. I have some bad news. I can't get my brother off my blog. Horrible right?? I cried myself to sleep last night. Maybe I should not have told you that.... Oh well you understand right? Back to the missiles. All I have to do now is find out how to make them. Oh, and they didn't have it on google. I cried about that too. Anyway I will get back to you on this plan. I had a good idea! I think that they should make wireless vacuums! What do you think?

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

What the??!!

How the heck did my brother get on this freakin' blog!!!!! I am so mad. Ok I am calming down now. Do you know how he got on? Of course not. Well I am sorry in advanced he is kind of a potty mouth. And also did he called me a dillweed? Typical. Well anyway don't believe anything he says. Meanwhile I am going put my "Ice Age" plan on hold and try to get this fool off of my blog.

Hello

Hi my name is Captain D and I am brothers with that dillweed Dr. D. I don't really know what I am doin here...

Missiles of Doom!

So I was re-thinking my whole missile plan and I realized it is not so good. So I have a new and improved plan! I am going to shoot multiple missiles into the atmosphere that will enlarge and strengthen the clouds. Therefore, the sun can not get through and the earth will plumit into a new ice-age!That is pretty good huh? Although I guess it would affect me too.... hmmm. I got it! I will set up my house with super heat and I will charge people to come in. Then I will be the richest man in the world!!!! Because Bill Gates's assests will be "frozen". Hahahaha! I made a funny. I guess that isn't technically ruling the world but it is pretty close. I guess. Also I don't know how to do it. I will look it up on google. Because google has everything right? I don't even know where I will get the supplies. I will have to get back to you on this whole plan.

Idea Buffet!

Hello my name is Dr.D and I have multiple good ideas every day and one of them was to put all of them on a blog. Secretly, however, I have a plan to take over the world! Muhahahaha! Excuse me.... oh are you still reading? Well what the heck do you want??!! Oh my plan. Ohhhh. Sorry about the language. My plan is to shoot a missile into the atmosphere that will cover the entire earth in smog! What did you say? What after that? I don't know I didn't get that far. Maybe I should have..... Anyway that is a good idea isn't? The buffet begins!