I Am a Major Genius!

Today I had two amazing ideas. First, do you like frosted flakes? I love em' and I especially love the milk afterward. So my idea is that they should make syrup, like chocolate syrup, that you put in regular milk and it tastes like frosted flake milk! My second idea is about nerf guns. You know; those one that your kids always shoot you with? Well I think that they should make a gun that shoot like 8 of those foam darts at once! That sound awesome right? Anyway I have a new scheme to take over the USA! I know it used to be the world but I thought I would lower my expectations. Anyway since I have so much free time I thought that I should make a bunch of creatures! Like my own race of evil aliens that do different stuff. Then I am going to find out a way to put them in tiny pods about the size of a marble and they will be activated by light from a light bulb! After all that is done I am going to launch them into space in a big rocket and they will pop up certain places all over the USA. Anyway I got to get started on my scheme the creatures wont take long!